The New Yorker
I can’t help but love these covers. I’m not even an especially big fan of Chris Ware, but he has a way of capturing this sort of serene melancholy that’s totally unique. I have to admire that.
I wish someone would sit with that guy on the park bench, even just for a little while.
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I am The Maintenance Worker
I have a sonic cheesebun
My catchphrase is ‘wewewewewew’
i’m the Librarian
i have a sonic shoe
my catchphrase is “if hitler was a microbe he’d be germin’ “
I am the Teacher
I have a sonic iPhone
'I hope you get through this ok'
I am the Maintenence Man.
My sonic item is a DS Lite
And my last text? It was a picture message. Of Ema Skye. My catchprase is holding up a picture of Ema Skye.
I’m the fire lieutenant
i have a sonic… right arm??? i was cross-armed
"your phone is dumb"
I am the Lead Cable Designer,
I wield the sonic crystal point,
And my catchphrase is “Thanks mom.”
I’m the Doctor (I win)
I have a sonic pair of headphones
My catchphrase is “not really”
I’m the Blood Technician.
I have a sonic face. (My hand was on my face.)
My catch phrase is “I’ll go with you tomorrow.”
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that is carved
THAT IS A ROCK
I have no idea how the artist manages to make it looks like not just cloth, but TRANSPARENT cloth. Amazing.
Hey Guys this is a sculpture of a Vestal Virgin, carved during the roman empire. its my favorite and is pretty fucking awesome.
I had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the Louvre
I walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.
b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?
FUCKING BERNINI THO
DID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.
HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.
OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDS
SPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.
IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?
OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!
That top statue is at my local art museum. (Local, as in two blocks away.) It’s pretty amazing in person.
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Awesome in the truest sense of the word.
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what kind of crazy state did i move to…
This is our life now, Josh.
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